Derrick. よろしく。

Touched down at 7.20 pm singapore time to taipei after a 5 hours journey. Food was good and the shows onboard was pretty nice not to mention the pretty stewardesses walking around serving. Been idling around Zhongzhen airport while waiting for flight to San Francisco at 11pm.


more details soon.

In a few days time will be embarking on a trip to wyoming for some work 'attachment' for some months. Would really like to look forward to it but the worries of my final exam for degree kinda dampen the excitment. Thinking how i screwed up one of my subject made me think i might not get the classification i wanted and right now just thinking of the worse scenario Orz.

Not to mention i'm down with a serious sore throat and mild fever that has been lingering for days. Can't even swallow my food in peace without feeling some pain down my throat.

The usual festive season is coming in a few days. I don' know why but i'm not as excited as before since years back. This is probably due to me getting sick of it. With 2 projects pounding on me and i have like 2 months + left to complete. Software Engineering is about to complete minus the report which i aim to finish by new year. Let's hope final year can be smooth :D

Contemplating on trying out PSU. I had a good laugh when someone was complaining he just bought a $50 buck game manual when other people are getting it off the net for free. Not that i support the unconventional ways to get it. Im a legit supporter. SEP and ISP are making me crazy.

cor/blu/pup done.... navigating around al zahbi is fun

TOAU get !. hmm doing the quest now.

TOAU is live now. Hmm still waiting for my dvd tho..... already seen some of the ls ppl exploring damn.

It is said that they have forsaken the very essence of mortality in exchange for untold power...
Soulless beasts, free to act with the blessings of the Empire...



The Immortals is an organization whose sole purpose is to protect the Empress of Aht Urhgan. To ensure victory over even the most savage foes, these implacable men and women have spent long years researching a sorcerous technique with unlimited potential--the art of blue magic.


Clothed in distinctive blue-and-black jubbahs and wielding curved blades, the Immortals are feared for their ability to harness a creature’s strength and add it to their own. Let us delve into the blood-soaked history of this reviled magical practice...

A fire to fight a fire...

A thief to catch a thief...

A beast to kill a beast...

- The Scriptures of Balrahn




Emperor Balrahn, the then ruler of Aht Urhgan, was shocked by the futility of his veteran palace guards and mages in the face of a chimera rebellion--an incident in which his son, the crown prince, was assassinated.



The alchemists responsible for creating the chimeras (organic weapons) were charged with discovering a means to defeat them. They eventually came to the conclusion that the guards themselves had to become monsters to stand a chance at victory. Without delay, the most loyal and physically sound members of the palace guard were chosen to be the subjects for monstrous experiments.

However, the initial attempts to graft beastly appendages ended in disaster. One subject’s face erupted in a mass of thrashing feelers. Another was transformed into a horrific mound of quivering flesh. Even if rejection of the transplants was somehow overcome, the subject’s blood was eventually tainted by the blood of the monster.

In a final attempt, the alchemists devised a brutal new technique utilizing the power of magic that fused the essence of a creature directly to the mortal spirit.

And thus blue magic was born.








“Blue is the color of monster’s blood, and the color of our future.
Assuming we have a future...”

- From the diary of an Immortal



Blue magic is an art that allows a person to mimic the awesome powers of monsters and far exceed the normal boundaries of mortals.


However, a blue mage uses the techniques of beasts in the form of a person, placing enormous strain on his or her physical self. And while the magical process of absorbing a monster’s essence into oneself has reduced the occurrence of physical incidents, there is an increased danger of a blue mage succumbing mentally and spiritually to the beast within...

No Immortal in history has ever reached the end of his natural lifespan, and this speaks eloquently of the pain they endure despite improvements to their art. There is even talk of an Immortal who absorbed the essence of an undead creature and can no longer be released from his mortal coil...


Only those with the strength of spirit to resist the savage call of the beast within--and those willing to sacrifice a future to carry out their duty--have the necessary qualities to walk the path of the blue mage.

Illustration by Mitsuhiro Arita

Yo mamma's so fat that they made a new WHM spell: Teleport-YoMama.
Yo mamma's so fat that she's the reason for the new expansion.
Yo mamma's so fat that when she plays Dragoon, Vrtra is her Wyvern.
Yo mamma's so fat that when she plays Puppetmaster, Kirin is her puppet.
Yo mamma's so fat that when she walks into Garliage Citadel, you see the following: "The first banishing gate begins to open. The second banishing gate begins to open. The third banishing gate begins to open."

Yo mamma's so fat that Maat has to beat her.
Yo mamma's so fat that she can open the three mage gate by herself.
Yo mamma's so fat that she refers to Delkfutt's Tower as her "toy"
Yo mamma's so fat that she spawned AV and it said "Absolute Virtue is intimidated by Yo mamma's presence."
Yo mamma's so fat that Norg won't let her unlock Ninja, for fear of Mijin Gakure.
Yo mamma's so fat that when she plays PLD and uses cover, nobody in Vana'diel gets hurt.
Yo mamma's so fat that when she farts, it's like she cast Quake, Tornado, & Flood at the same time. If she had any mexican food, please include Flare.

Yo mamma's so fat that if she had a heart attack it would take an alliance of BLMs casting Burst to get it going again.
Yo Momma's so fat that she has 32 equipment slots, not 16.
Yo Momma's so fat that When a THF SATAs her onto the tank and she turns, by the time the THF gets round to the back of her for another SATA, thier SATA timer is already refreshed!

Yo Momma's so fat, she fell over once and seperated Tavnazia from the mainland.
Yo mamma so fat that you need 2 items to pop her, and they named her Genbu.
Your momma's so fat...Bluffnix is jealous of the storage between her rolls!
Yo mamma so fat... her armor got stretch marks
Yo mamma so fat... they installed speed bumps at the cooking guild
Yo mamma so fat... you got to Raise her in sections
Yo mamma so fat... she needs help to equip her boots
Yo mamma so fat... when she spits, everyone gets wet
Yo mamma so fat... she can /slap you to another server
Yo mamma so fat...Arial Armor only counts as one shadow.
Yo mamma so fat...She uses Windurst Waters as a bathtub.
Yo mamma so fat...She can solo King Bahamout.
Yo mamma so fat...Eagle eye Shot only did 6 damage to her foot.
Yo mamma so fat...She walks into Balista and scores a gate breach for both sides.
Yo mamma so fat, she has the Crag teleport to HER.
Yo mamma so fat, BLMs have to Manafont to warp her.
Yo mamma so fat, she needs 3 extra equipment slots just for her chins.
Yo mamma so fat, she can have 4 food effects at once. One for each stomach.
Yo mamma so fat, Fenrir's dispelga move only gets rid of one effect.
Yo mamma so fat(and dumb), she thinks Last Resort is the Atkins diet.
Yo mamma's so fat...it takes 2 black mages to warp her.
Yo mamma's so fat...she can fit into gigas socks.
Yo mamma's so fat...she won the conquest tally last week.
Yo mamma's so fat...she rolled over and killed KB.
I ran around her and KB respawned.
Yo mamma's so fat...the only thing she levels... is cooking.
Yo mamma's so fat...a stack of sole sushi only lasts her 10 minutes.
Yo mamma's so fat...she never seen the 'full' icon before.
Yo mamma's so fat...sneak spell is ineffective on her.
Yo mamma's so fat...she can synth dragon meat into bone chips
...without a crystal!
Yo mamma's so fat...she got a teleport and crushed every mob in the zone upon arrival.
Yo mamma's so fat...she exceeded the party limit in a BCNM.
Yo mamma's so fat...she went to Pal Mines and got stuck.
Yo mamma's so fat...she got her own server.
Yo mamma's so fat...she farted and DC'ed.
Yo mamma's so fat...she fart's wind elements.
Yo mamma's so fat...she gets alliance xp when she solo's.
Yo mamma's so fat...if she stands between us...you can't hear me </shout>
Yo mamma's so fat...it took 3 stacks of cloth just to synth her body armor.
Yo mamma's so fat...she entered the airship dock, and people thought it arrived early.
Yo mamma's so fat...last time i ate a melon pie...she argoed me.
Yo mamma's so fat...she duel wield's a knife and fork.
Yo mamma's so fat...her special move is .
Yo mamma's so fat...Crawler's Nest is between her legs. >.>
Yo mamma's so fat...Strider Boots increase her speed to 'Normal'
Yo mamma's so fat...she obtained 'Sky' by standing.
Yo mamma's sp fat...she uses Adamoise Shell as headgear.
Yo mamma's so fat...she gets skill-ups from eating.
Yo mamma's so fat...she supplies the bonecraft guild with leftovers.
Yo momma's so fat it costs the WHM 500MP to teleport her.
Yo momma's so fat when she sits around her mog house she REALLY sits around her mog house!
Yo momma's so fat when she levels in Valkurm Dunes there's a solar eclipse.
Yo momma's so fat when she parties she's the only one who gets exp.
Yo momma's so fat when she levels Bard her songs affect the whole zone!
Yo momma's so fat she needs 3 Content ID's!
Yo momma's so fat Vana'Diel orbits her!

bluffnix got owned finally......

managed to stay online even tho most ppl went down. currently 600+ ppl in rag server inc me.
was supposed to do enm with mixed ppl but ended up me alive after getting triggers ww.

kinda laggy now but still playable.

Kinda bored since server is down even after i just came back from sch workshop Orz. Writing down the first post !!